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Never lost in a sub-genre be

I was inspired by a discussion to find out exactly how many genres, sub-genres and lesser orders of Metal music there actually are. Now, I’m no musical taxonomist, and I’ve left out a lot of cross-genre classifications, but this is totally out of control:
Heavy Metal, Black Metal, Death Metal, Thrash Metal, Progressive Metal, Viking Metal, Speed Metal, Power Metal, Hair Metal, Glam Metal, Nu Metal, Doom Metal, Electronic Metal, Folk Metal, Gothic Metal, Traditional Metal, Orchestral/Symphonic Metal, War Metal, Electro Metal, Industrial Metal, Death 'n Roll, Dark Metal, Ethno Metal, Grindcore, Horror Metal, Mathmetal [intriguing!], Ambient Metal, Atmospheric Metal, Chaoscore, Cyber Metal, Dramatic Metal, Epic Metal, Experimental Metal, Fun Metal, Groove Metal, Indie Metal, Medieval Metal, Pop Metal, Skaldic Metal, Sludge Metal, Stoner Metal, US-Metal, Wave Metal and Western Metal.
Just for starters.

posted by rino breebaart  # 11:50 am
Oh what an embarrasingly incomplete list! Surely you were jesting when you failed to mention Sinatra Metal, Metal Metal, Emo Metal, Sarcasm Metal, Irony Metal (oh I'm banging my head so hard), Splash Metal, Mahler Metal, Mash Metal (you ain't hard Metal till you've heard it mixed with a Destiny's Child backbeat) and of course Marxist Metal.

Until these corrections are made, your blog will never be a true forum of musical analysis and discussion.

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